Does anybody here speak fluent sarcasm? If so, how do you say "you're so stupid"? Heee..
Sometimes we can't just say it straight away, right? In real life, we have to use an irony to mock or convey contempt. It's called sarcasm.
This is just for fun, okay. It has nothing to do with the living and the dead. So here are some sarcastic quotes I got from somewhere.
Your thinking is like an ice box, always kept closed.
Congrats! You've proved that human can live without a brain!
If dumbness is something special, then you're lucky.
I believe you're not stupid, but others won't believe it.Is that a joke? Sorry, I forget to laugh.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide; your absence.
When you feel so stupid, it's okay to feel what you are.Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells.
When someone tells me, "He is so ugly!", LOL, you remind me of him.
Hey, your IQ and shoe size are the same.
That's all for today. Heeeee.... It's always good to be honest huh. :p
hahaha..
ReplyDeletesy suka btl quotes tue..
hii dear!!already miss to hang out here...=)
ReplyDeletei love the quotes..and about the sarcasm, yups,i always have a prob with that. haha....
hye dear aemy. Ahh sometimes we just cannot avoid this sarcasm. I think every ppl have this type..but yang kasi beza is the level/degree of sarasm..ada yang satu kali shot okey suda but ada pula yang banyak kali shot baru puas hati....else, ada orang yang dragging tu..mau kasi kena orang
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ReplyDeletebest ckp gitu ngan orang yang cepat paham.. klu yg sloww, bagus ckp direct ja.. hehehe..
baru perasan header tu..
comeellll sgt2... ^__^
"Is that a joke? Sorry, I forget to laugh."
ReplyDeletehahaha... my friend often use this damn funny quote!!.. hahahaha
i dun have any talent in sarcasm, but i do love laugh about it ...
ReplyDeleteif u really like it, i recommend u to watch a hilarious tv show with full of sarcasm called 'the big bang theory'
http://youtu.be/fX0FXhWicEI
surely, u wont regret it.
"I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before"
ReplyDeleteIs that sarcastic enough? ;)
i've tried to be sarcastic but i guess i don't have the talent (yet). :p
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha,usually sa ckp direct saja. Kalo yg cepat paham tu straight can catch up. Ada yg byk kali shot pun masi juga mcm tu. Tu yg bikin panas tu
ReplyDeletebiasa kami di tempat kerja mcm ni...lucu kah tu? oh, jadi mo ketawa lah ni?..hahha
ReplyDeletebuli panggil sarcasm versi melayu ka tu? hehehehhe
i haven't been able to practice my sarcasm nowadays. getting bad at it. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLaughing at something not funny is quite sarcastic I think. NGEHEHE.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm is the best!
ReplyDeleteEspecially, for a troll!
Yeah!
p/s: tengah belajar sarcasm dalam english. lain ni bentuk ayat dia dari sarkastik bahasa melayu. :p
sarcasm. sometimes yg bukan ditujukan pun pandai terasa tu. nnt ada lah yg jadi conflicts. Maybe its only good against the stupid because they don't understand. Lol..
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